Welcome to Duncan Ballistics Laboratory

Current Staff

Scholars & Philanthropists

Our staff is made up of highly trained experts in a variety of fields. Each day, we make it our mission to get our members to the next level. The Duncan Ballistics Laboratory coaching staff helps our team reach maximum performance levels, physically and psychologically. Meet the people who make the Duncan Ballistics Laboratory team so amazing.

Beardy McFuckit

Lead Field Instructor

The Duncan Ballistics Laboratory team wouldn’t be where it is today if it weren’t for McFuckit, who oversees our strategy and advises on the best course of action. We really couldn’t have wished for a better Instructor.

The Mescan

Inebriated Performance Tester

The Mescan has been a truly valued member of the Duncan Ballistics Laboratory family since 2000. As our Inebriated Performance Tester, The Mescan works closely with our team members to make sure they’re performing to the best of their ability, even when inebriated.

Critter Slayer

Head Wrangler

The Slayer has been with us since the very beginning and as our new talent wrangler, and trains and mentors our new instructors and technicians, offering professional and quality guidance throughout the training period.

Upcoming Schedule

Are you a Duncan Ballistics Laboratory fan? Check out what other events we have coming up and join us soon. We know you’ll have a great time!

The Big Match

January 22, 2020

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Locker Room Tour

January 22, 2020

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Volunteer Day

January 22, 2020

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